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Absolute Cunt Gives His Hairless Cat Four Tattoos
An Absolute Russian cunt dosed his hairless Sphynx cat named Demon up with pain killers to tattoo a series of ‘gangster’ tattoos on him, cause well he’s an Absolute Motherfucking Cunt.
“Of course I feel pity for doing it to him. It’s not like he wanted to do it himself. He has a different skin, so tattoos are applied differently,” the absolute cunt said. “I hope it is not too bad for him, it is not his first tattoo. Usually, he feels fine and recovers from the anesthesia pretty fast.” The tattoos feature a prison tower, playing cards and a cigarette – all things that are typically worn by criminals in Russia.
Sphynx’ Cats have very sensitive skin and any little injuries cause them pain and discomfort. Also the anesthesia is bad for Sphynx’ and the survival rate is around 50%, which makes this whole case a question of abuse.
The cunt’s name is Aleksandr Purtov, a Russian tattooist, who tried to defend the whole cat tattooing case saying that it was normal many years ago for farmers to tattoo their animals, therefore there is no reason for it to be unethical now. What a fucking Absolute Cunt.
But it turns out that Aleksandr Purtov isn’t the only other absolute cunt, there seems to be a trend out there for cunts to think it’s cool to abuse their cats by tattooing them, what a pack of absolute cunt.